Big Perfect Ass

Oh God, I'm so sorry. All this time I've had my microphone off. I'm so sorry.

I'm yacking, yacking, yacking. I can't remember what I said. Oh, I said I'm not using toys.

I'm going to use my fingers. If you have any requests, please let me know. I'm getting

more blonde by the moment. It's funny, I started this show for someone in particular and he's

not even joining, but that's okay. We don't need him. That way I can focus on you guys.