Ian Parks (no porn)

So I just went to Starbucks, which is something that I rarely do. What about this cup isn't Christmasy enough?

It's bright red. There's snow

Around the Starbucks logo. It's clearly a Christmas cup. What are people bitching about? Oh

And by the way, I'm gay. I'm walking around North Park here in San Diego. And yes, I am really gay

I just got a haircut. And yes, I am in fact a homosexual